(Sydney/Brisbane) I'm the suckling pup you
lost near a petrol station in Wilcannia, NSW. Wandered all the way to the east
coast, inching towards your teats. All the rabbits and rats you can eat.
Anything for my matriarch...
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Martian Expatriate Bio-humyn
Whore.
Currently seeking to meet/play with new
clientele. Very few limits! Ten thousand years of sex work experience combined
with heavily augmented internal/external genitalia means a wide variety of
services for those discerning customers who can front with the right price!
Outcalls by negotiation or you can visit me in my luxurious and discrete
deep-desert bunker! Most major galactic currency accepted.
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Epileptic Switch Seeks Same
For Electric Ecstasy
(Sydney) You bite my tongue; I'll bite
yours.
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Intoxicant Sponsor Wanted
For Clown Punk.
(Sydney) For the dangerously low price of a
years supply of reasonably pure ether, you can spend eight messy weekends a
year relatively amused in the mouth, arse and debauched company of Tawdry the
drunk clown! Refunds not available.
Money not accepted as payment. Discounts available when you pay in
hallucinogens. Absolutely all offers considered.
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Partners Sought For Police
State Rape Role-replay.
Civilised and sadistic power-tops still
available 24/7 for long sessions with no end in sight. All ages, races,
genders, sexualities, locations and religions welcome. Slaves and anarchists
encouraged to apply. Contact us now to secure your place in our ongoing free
vocational training course “Empire Building For Dummies”.
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Ayanami Syndrome?
(Woomera/Pine Gap/Okinawa/Yokota) Single
white wide-eyed disposable female clones needed for military research
facilities. Emotional development can and will be readjusted to a minimum
potential for expression. With appropriate
therapy, an impoverished sense of self-worth can be fertile ground for regular
role-playing of experiments in the creation of intelligent bio-tech weapons of
mass destruction. Lifetime positions available for obedient, expendable and
servile fucktoys. Full training will be provided free of charge.
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Mugwump Jism
(Interzone) In the market for a reliable
supplier. Cash on delivery + finders fee.
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Hungry For Stink!
Sulfur sniffing switch. Can't find enough
force feeders and farts. Happy to provide fuels and will come to you.
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