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·         Dingo I'm Your Baby!

(Sydney/Brisbane) I'm the suckling pup you lost near a petrol station in Wilcannia, NSW. Wandered all the way to the east coast, inching towards your teats. All the rabbits and rats you can eat. Anything for my matriarch...

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Currently seeking to meet/play with new clientele. Very few limits! Ten thousand years of sex work experience combined with heavily augmented internal/external genitalia means a wide variety of services for those discerning customers who can front with the right price! Outcalls by negotiation or you can visit me in my luxurious and discrete deep-desert bunker! Most major galactic currency accepted.

·         Epileptic Switch Seeks Same For Electric Ecstasy

(Sydney) You bite my tongue; I'll bite yours.

·         Intoxicant Sponsor Wanted For Clown Punk.

(Sydney) For the dangerously low price of a years supply of reasonably pure ether, you can spend eight messy weekends a year relatively amused in the mouth, arse and debauched company of Tawdry the drunk clown! Refunds not available.  Money not accepted as payment. Discounts available when you pay in hallucinogens. Absolutely all offers considered.

·         Partners Sought For Police State Rape Role-replay. 

Civilised and sadistic power-tops still available 24/7 for long sessions with no end in sight. All ages, races, genders, sexualities, locations and religions welcome. Slaves and anarchists encouraged to apply. Contact us now to secure your place in our ongoing free vocational training course “Empire Building For Dummies”.

·         Ayanami Syndrome?

(Woomera/Pine Gap/Okinawa/Yokota) Single white wide-eyed disposable female clones needed for military research facilities. Emotional development can and will be readjusted to a minimum potential for expression.  With appropriate therapy, an impoverished sense of self-worth can be fertile ground for regular role-playing of experiments in the creation of intelligent bio-tech weapons of mass destruction. Lifetime positions available for obedient, expendable and servile fucktoys. Full training will be provided free of charge.

 

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(Interzone) In the market for a reliable supplier. Cash on delivery + finders fee.

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